Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: druids, King Arthur

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

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King Arthur will stay put until his bag of ancient bones is returned!

King Arthur, not of the round table but of Pendragon, a former soldier and now self-named king of the loonies called Druids (who frequent Stonehenge at full moon or eclipses), has demanded that his ancient bones be returned immediately.

King Arthur claims he is a reincarnated Druid king from yesteryear called King Arthur (what else?), and the thought of having his own bones excavated and researched at Sheffield University was just too much to take.

He is taking the Ministry of Justice to court and on the first day of the trial, he turned up in his official robes dressed as a Druid King, but made one fatal mistake: he signed on at court with his real name, Arthur (T) Rex (quite a Jurassic spoof actually).

The court fell apart laughing at King Arthur and threw his case out. Arthur has vowed to stand vigil at Stonehenge in protest at the decision. He has vowed to stay there until his bones are returned and fellow Druids; let out of the local loony bin for their weekend R & R, are joining him.

It promises to be a hell of a party when the full moon appears and the Druids have promised to party until the King's bones are returned as long as there's enough "weed" "mead" and "speed" to go around!

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