Newspaper editors have been advised to make their Headlines BIGGER
'It is no use telling our stories' said a tabloid editor 'if people don't notice them.'
The Tabloids have a real problem as the space available does not match that of the serious and boring newspapers. Thus the Telegraph's SECRET EXPENSES SCANDAL and the Guardian's NEW HACKING EXPOSURE are far bigger than the Sun's SEX ROMP IN WHITEHALL or the Mirror's WHITEHALL SEX ROMP.
Consideration is going to given to publishing a large special 'Tabloid' edition of the Sun/Mirror with space to have SEX and SCANDAL in huge letters with Shock, Horror, Panic, Disaster and Shame following close behind.
News International have invented a new all purpose Headline: SEX HORROR SCANDAL SHAME PANIC HORROR SHOCK which they feel will improve their readership figures.
But Spoof can go one better than all these newspaper with the NEW media which can combine all the papers in one huge headline splurge:
SECRET HACKING SEX ROMP EXPOSURE PANIC!