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Topics: Nick Clegg

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

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A youth, yesterday

In an attempt to appear to understand and empathise with the London looters and their actions, millionaire Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg has announced today he will be known As C-Legg from now on. In addition to his new moniker, he further announced he will be attending parliament wearing a baseball cap.

A spokesman for C-Legg confirmed "The 'C' will begin wearing the cap in a normal fashion, gradually turning the brim a full 180 degrees as parliament continues. This not only mirrors the style of today's 'youth' but reflects his breathtaking about-face the moment he reached power"

A spokesman for the Prime Minister, Dadid Cameron, said "who?"

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