In an attempt to appear to understand and empathise with the London looters and their actions, millionaire Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg has announced today he will be known As C-Legg from now on. In addition to his new moniker, he further announced he will be attending parliament wearing a baseball cap.
A spokesman for C-Legg confirmed "The 'C' will begin wearing the cap in a normal fashion, gradually turning the brim a full 180 degrees as parliament continues. This not only mirrors the style of today's 'youth' but reflects his breathtaking about-face the moment he reached power"
A spokesman for the Prime Minister, Dadid Cameron, said "who?"