Great Britain famous for being world beaters in everything that is either unimportant or scandalous have grabbed yet another world record; they host the World's No 1 female boozer who downs 28 pints of cheap lager everyday!
The GB's list of infamous world records is so long it is beyond belief, here a few examples:
No 1 in hosting a record amount of looters, rioters, thugs willing to kick the crap out of their country (a prestigious title).
No 1 in having the most amount of soccer hooligans (title recently defended against newcomers Ukraine, Poland, Russia; Euro 2012 can't wait!).
No 1 in binged up bitches roaming UK cities on a Saturday night pissed out of their brains (a title which no other country could ever top!).
No 1 in producing teenage/below age mothers (the reasons for that title are well documented) although third world countries are snapping at the heels of the Brits.
No 1 in not being able to produce a Wimbledon champion although Wimbledon is a home game for the Brits, but still they hold the record for producing losers.
No 1 in not being able to win any soccer World or European cups and playing like a bunch of over-drugged morons when there is one.
The woman who has grabbed this astonishing title and achievement is an unemployed mother of 31 who gets so pissed everyday it seems like she will keep this very prestigious title for a long time to come, please all stand up and sing; God save the Queen and raise your glasses!