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Friday, 12 August 2011

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Which one is Dame Margot?

A Friesian cow flew over a 3 foot high fence and landed on the bonnet of a passing Citroen C5 driven by an alien who was just about to make some crop circles in the next field.

The cow has a double identity, a schizo cow in other words. Sometimes she's a completely normal Friesian milky cow and other times she's a reincarnated version of Dame Margot Fonteyn, a once famous ballet dancer.

The incident happened as she was the latter: She was practicing her pirouettes and Swan Lake leaps as she jumped over the fence, unfortunately the passing car couldn't avoid her.

The shocked alien, disguised as one of the Wurzels, attempted to do a runner but luckily a parked police car, driven by a ballet fan who just happened to be admiring the cow dance, saw the incident and breathalysed the alien.

Dame Margot alias the cow, was luckily unhurt and it seems the incident has shocked her so much that she refuses to perform again, as a ballet dancer that is.

The alien was sober, only his Citroen was damaged slightly and the next day there was a new siting of crop circles in the area.

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