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Topics: David Cameron, Riot

Friday, 12 August 2011

David Cameron was arrested today and charged with 'misleading the public about his role in quelling the riots in England.

' Sir Hugh Order fairly top Policeman, who may be even higher shortly, declared: 'We want to establish an accurate account of these events and the Prime Minister has attempted to boost his own contribution, which in fact was nil.'

Downing Street sources said Nick Clegg is currently in charge and is due to resume his holiday after the weekend.

MPs thronged the House of Commons trying to make sure their association with Cameron was only due to the pressure of business.

Several MPs were trying to sort out their expenses for returning from holiday in order to take part in the debate on the riots.

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