Rich people all over England have been 'quaking in their boots' this morning after a girl interviewed by the BBC admitted that she had taken part in the London Riots to show those with businesses and the police, that the Poor People could do whatever they wanted.
The stupid girl, who was interviewed by the BBC's Leana Hosea, was drinking stolen wine at 9.30 in the morning, and told the reporter it had been "a laugh", and that she hoped the troubles would continue.
The riots, she said, were the fault of the Rich People and the government - "Conservatives, or whatever" - and the Poor People had now spoken up and shown that they weren't to be trifled with.
She admitted to "goin mad, chuckin fings, chuckin bottews" and other such anarchic behaviour, and Rich People everywhere are today finally starting to sit up and take notice of the Poor People.
Rich People spokesman Ivor Wadd, told me:
"It'll be all over by signing-on day."