London, England-- Queen Elizabeth II was one of the 215 people arrested for rioting last night in North London. The queen was arrested for rioting, looting, arson, armed robbery and assault. A small amount of cannabis was also found in the little handbag she always carries. She has now been released on bail.
The queen gave her name as 'Liz Windsor' when she was finally captured by police. Authorities say 'Mrs. Windsor' was the leader of one of the worst of the riot gangs, and she was incredibly violent:
"She ran down the street, kicking in store windows and punching people," said an officer. "She was filled with this intense rage and hatred towards society!"
Besides breaking windows, the queen set a number of small fires around the city. She also punched an old lady in the face.
"She was sadistic, and completely out of her mind. How does a person become like that??" asked the officer.
The queen could get 30-years in prison if found guilty on all charges. Her spokesman said she was resting, but would make a statement later in the afternoon.
Prince Phillip did offer an unofficial explanation to the press:
"She's been under a lot of stress her whole life. She just had to get it out of her."