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Tuesday, 9 August 2011

Colonel Gaddafi has called on Arab nations to support the British rebels who are fighting isolated battles across London against Cameron's imposed oppressive coalition regime. Gaddafi says that it is time to support the freedom of the people of Britain who are attempting to oust the un-elected tyrant Cameron.

"The rebels are few, and they are poorly armed and trained. Many cannot even spell their own names due to the oppressive regimes education policy. I call on the world to support me in fighting British oppression of its people. We cannot stand by and watch these poor people forced to break into shops in order to survive. For humanities sake have pity on them; look at them struggling in the streets! I give a warning now to the British Government supply these looters with home delivery service or we start bombing strategic targets from the air very soon." ranted Gaddafi.

The Libyan Airforce (three micro-lights armed with RPGs are expected over London as soon as the 9th December 2011; if there is a good tail wind.

In a brief statement David Cameron, wrapped in a blanket and holding an umbrella said, "You will never take me alive infidel".

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