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Monday, 8 August 2011

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He's so tight he squeaks especially after a "cold" cup of cappuccino!

UK prime minister, David Cameron is so tight that he left a Tuscany café without tipping the waitress and his excuse was, "the cappuccino's were cold!" Which was obviously a "porky pie" because Italian cappuccino's in Italy are never cold and the best on the planet.

The waitress complained to a Brit reporter dogging Cameron on his holidays and the story proved that Brit PM's obviously don't earn enough or they really are just too tight.

After hearing about his slight mishap, Cameron returned to the café and offered the waitress his apologies, swore that UK prime ministers are not tight, not like the Italian President Berlusconi, always tip lovely looking Italian waitresses and this saved his blushes.

Initially, the waitress didn't even recognise Cameron and she thought he was just another Tuscany, Brit Sunday Times supplement reader tourist having a cheap coffee.

Later after realising who he was, she told the press, "Signori Cameroni isa no tighta, he justa forgota and I hopa thata he invites mea toa a privata party justa lika Signori Berlusconi doesa (?)"

Thank God Cameron had his missus with him and the waitress didn't qualify for a private party, she's 27 not 14, otherwise the UK would have had yet another scandal to deal with!

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