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Friday, 29 July 2011

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London UK: The final edition of the British Sunday tabloid "The News of the World" displayed the following headline LONDON UNDERGROUND LINGERIE BANDIT IDENTIFIED.

Criminal activity has been reported to the Metropolitan Police involving ladies riding the Underground during rush hours who find that some of their undergarments mysteriously go missing, e.g. brassieres, panties, thongs and slips.

The elusive felon who has targeted women for 10 years may finally have been brought to justice. The UK Counter Intelligence Service (MI5) has had the Al Qaeda Ladies Pre-Owned Underwear Stall, located in London's Camden Town, under constant surveillance for the owner Osama bin Laden. However, the business has been under new management since May 1, 2011.

The Metropolitan Police believe the Underground sexual predator is gone, as the mysterious attacks have ceased since May 2011. MI5 Agents are still interested in finding out just how the dastardly deeds were performed unnoticed.

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