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Wednesday, 27 July 2011

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Al-Megrahi's a master of camouflage, of course

London - The Foreign Secretary's chilling words warned that Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi's ability to slip in/slip out of the country unnoticed was making the Government look pretty foolish.

"WTF's he doing at a Jewish wake, forgawdssakes?" Hague demanded as MI6 top brass pored over 'compassionate grounds' visa waivers that made the funeral attendance possible.

High tech facial recognition equipment had earlier picked out the malingering old faker and his myriad chums at the North London requiem.

Only last week sources close to the Murdochs were adamant that a heavily disguised al-Megrahi 'was in the public gallery' at the Portcullis House committee grilling about phone hacking at the News of the Screws.

And a front row pew at Westmonster Abbey's 29 April sham royal wedding saw al-Megrahi 'sitting pretty' near the Middletons.

Hague's officials are now investigating whether the notorious Pan Am 103 bomber ever left the country in 2009 amid reports he's been shacked up all along at a UK lavish country hotel-cum-health spa.

The daily room rate at Champknees (sic) health hydro is said to be $911.

Colonel Gaddafi is 104.

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