London - A bit of tangled hexoplasm recovered from the College trashcan paints a very different picture of the Amy Winehouse RIP 'spun' by the UK media.
College cleaning woman Mrs Doris Pokes (no relation) said today a 'cold reading' of some discarded seance matériel points the finger 'at a huge deception'.
"Amy faked it, they buried a dummy and that feckless 'fake' family of her now gets all the loot," Pokes explained.
Her comments come amid reports that Amy's posthumous album sales have skyrocketed, sending her personal asset base soaring way above any actual sell-by date valuation.
Citing the channelled testimony of local SW7 'trainwreck' Archie Hooch - whose own, tragic July 23rd RIP was largely ignored by the media - Pokes claimed Winehouse is alive and well and 'skanking it up somewhere in Colombia'.
The chilling message from the ether underlines the Voices In My Rear author's belief of a massive cover-up.
"Someone's raking in the $$$s," Pokes added.
"Wanna see pix of Amy healing Hugo Chavez's scrotal goitre?"