Delbert Gilbert O'Sullivan, a Sunday Driver from Muck on the Water, near London has revealed that his weekly drive in his Austen Allegro G reg had to be put on hold this week, as he over slept for four hours.
'It is not normally like me' said Mr Gilbert O'Sullivan 'I am up early in the morning for my drive. I fill it up down the lane, pull on my smart leather gloves, and go out. The ladies love me in my car. It is such a babe magnet. Other people have their Porsches, but I love my Allegro. It never lets me down'.
Other breaking news from Muck on the Water is that Mrs Smith forgot to program her Sky plus for a repeat of Midsommer Murders, and Mr Jones at Number 47 has a corpse under his patio.