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Tuesday, 19 July 2011

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Rupert Murdoch, Also Known As Giggles The Clown

London, England-- The giggling finally stopped, at least for a few seconds, when Rupert the Giggling Clown was hit with a cream pie this afternoon. Rupert was busy at work at Murdoch Headquarter, when the incident occurred. The silly clown had to wipe cream off his wrinkly face, and said it was the most humiliating experience life.

"We didn't hack into anything, and I don't know anything about anything!" giggled Rupert just before the cream pie was launched. "You can't make me tell the truth, if I don't want to!" he giggled some more, just before the pie landed.

Suddenly, the pie splattered all over Rupert's face, and his insane giggling ended, at least for a few seconds. Heavy cream settled into Rupert's wrinkles, and big blobs of goo fell onto his clownish clothes.

The assailant was also described as 'a clown' by startled onlookers. Since everyone at Murdoch Headquarters looks and acts like a clown, the police were unable to make an arrest.

"Nah, nah, you didn't hurt me!" giggled Rupert in a childish voice after the incident. "And I still won't ever tell the truth!" he cackled.

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