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Tuesday, 19 July 2011

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Rebekah & Great Unka George use the same poodle parlor

London - Rebekah Brooks has vigorously denied sharing a bareback saddle with the Prime Minister.

"That would be incest," Medusa-curled Mrs B told the Commons Culture/Media/Sports committee.

Or being in a betting syndicate with the First Lord of the Treasury.

"Besides, it's a spoof.

"I've never ever been out hacking with my neighbor Dave, someone's taking the piss with that whorsing about bit."

On one matter she was curiously defiant however: her gingery likeness to a spoof photograph of George W Bush, poodle king and penultimate Merovingian Line emperor.

"Shut your gob, or I'll clock you one."

The coincidence had worried MPs who'd endured her lengthy me-me-me rants while secretly very pleased to see her grovelling.

Later in the House of Commons DNA library the ghastly business became perfectly clear.

And somewhere tonight in a Belgravia KGB safehouse Rupert Murdoch bravely Skyped his Pyongyang overlord:

"What now, boss? How much you want on your Bro Jebb winning the GOP ticket for 2012?"

Charlie Brooks is 69.

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