Written by queen mudder
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

image for Pie-in-the-B-Sky-B as Murdochs stage cream cake stunt
Wham! Gotcha! All in a successful day's work

London - A cream pie-in-the-gob that smeared Rupert Murdoch on live TV may have been a NewsCorpse own-goal PR stunt.

Hours of tricky questioning had seen the octogenarian media mogul struggling to convince a Parliamentary committee when the lone pieman struck.

The ensuing police scuffle saw Murdoch Senior emerge as a prime time victim as TV viewers witnessed his public belittling.

"This is the most humiliating day of my entire life," a tearful Roopy told assembled MPs just as cameras focused on a slice of onion clutched in his left hand.

A twenty-something young man was later arrested as a frantic Mrs Wendi Murdoch fought back against her husband's assailant.

Police sources have named the protestor as Johnnie 'Lost-His' Marbles, a freelance conceptual artiste from Barking, Isle of Dogs.

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 5?

7 13 12 25
49 readers are online right now!

Go to top