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Tuesday, 19 July 2011

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guess who's trending on Twitter, Nick?

A UK Member of Parliament, a boy sent out to do a man's job, ended up a screaming, bullying, finger pointing fool on BBC Newsnight.

Discussing the phone hacking scandal, that he described as "a little local difficulty", the MP, who we can call Knobslice (anagram, two words, Tory MP, (4,5)), found himself trending on Twitter. The last place he would wish to be for all the wrong reasons.

Meanwhile, thousands of miles from home, his bezzie mate, Call me Dave, was heard to scream FFS!! as he learned of the latest incidence of foot in mouth disease in his herd of prize pillocks.

Over at Labour HQ, the two Ed's, are working with their comedy scriptwriters to perfect the winning put down line of all time for their next House of Commons, Tango with Dave.

Favourite so far is, "I'm sorry Rebekah, can't come to your party, got a little local difficulty here."

Ed Balls favours, "Hi, Mr Yates, hear you have a little local difficulty? I know a good PR man, called Coulson, he's on the dole as well!"

Sally Bercow is banned from Twitter because she guessed the Knobslice anagram.

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