Written by Ellis Ian Fields
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Sunday, 17 July 2011

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An exasperated local man has described TV and radio weather reports as nonsense.

Mr Danbert Plebiscite, of Spandex Gardens, Pittsville, is so fed up with the weather forecasts that he e-mailed a friend, Nobby, to complain.

EIF News & Features has seen a copy of the e-mail, in which Mr Plebiscite tells his chum he is "sick and tired" of the "crappy weather" and "those idiots predicting it."

In the document he says: "Last summer was supposed to be all barbies and what happened? Think we had one.

"Now they're telling us that the weather is 'rather unsettled.' Rather unsettled? What a pile of bollocks!!! It's bloody settled alright - bloody settled on being bloody crap!"

Mr Plebiscite's e-mail has been forwarded to his MP who said to be "completely uninterested."

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