Written by queen mudder
Print this

Sunday, 17 July 2011

image for Rebekah-of-Suny-Bay-Funny-Farm arrested in hacking scandal
Only Foolfs& Whorses: Rebekah in fine fettle on her trusty steed Cool Sun

London - Rebekah Wade has been arrested for a series of sartorial horrors involving some truly horrendous hacking jackets.

A series of disgraceful equestrian haute couture faux pas has seen the wife of ex-National Hunt trainer Charlie Brooks hauled over the coals for her nasty tweeds.

The former jumps champion trainer was staying tight lipped about today's developments at the couple's Suny Bay Funny Farm home, named after his 1998 Grand National runner-up.

But a shopping pal who 'knows Rebekah's tastes' said today there was nothing wrong with her Harris tweed riding gear with its classic slanting pockets and amusing rear vents.

"Hacking is about getting on your high whorse and going out in public," Daisy Dogstooth told QM NewsCorpse reporters at lunchtime.

"You need rough and ready mannish attire to complement those perfectly groomed copper curls."

Style cops are having none of this nonsense, of course, and claim the arrest is over something else.

"Think Sunni - as in Islam - and Bey - as in Turkish Ottoman tribal warlord and you'll soon get the picture," a Women's Wear-N-Tear Daily source commented.

Lester Piggot is 104.

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.

Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 4?

5 4 12 9
57 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more