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Sunday, 17 July 2011

image for Rebekah Brooks arrested by appointment? Or is it American comedian Carrot Top?
This could be 'Carrot Top', famous American comedian/comic

Rebeckah Brooks continues to receive special treatment and was arrested 'by appointment' today. This is the headline in many Sunday Papers this morning.

Police are not a liberty to name the person they arrested but this person does have flaming red, curly hair. It is either Rebekah Brooks or the well-know American comic 'Carrot Top' - named for obvious reasons. He wears his hair in a similar style to Rebekah's.

Carrot Top is not as well-known in Britain as he is in American but it's said he is touring Britain with his act, in which he makes use of many unusual props. He is a very funny 'visual' comedian and he will be touring for six weeks in an efffort to expand his fan-base.

Carrot Top - the comic - could not be contacted this morning either by his agent or manager. Rebekah Brooks could not be contacted and so, rumours abound as to who the police actually DID arrest.

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