Written by Ben Macnair
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Sunday, 17 July 2011

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Drive Time Drive is stuck in Traffic. Again

DJ's across the country are set to have a Minute's Silence for the News of the World on Sunday. Drive Time Dave from Radio Kipper said:

'Me and my DJ mates will really miss the News of the World. All of that hate and bile spilling out made our day, and made us seem quite left wing and reasonable. It is like losing the neighbourhood Nazi. You never liked them, and crossed the street to avoid them, but it always made you feel better about your slightly less inflammatory viewpoints.'

Graveyard Shift Gareth from Radio Spoon was heard to echo those statements: 'What will I do without the honest organ of propaganda? I will be forced to take my news from the Daily Mail, and my bullshit detector has been broken for years'

Eyes in the Sky Eileen from Radio Y Front FM was heard to say: 'A Minute's silence. You better not play a guitar solo during that time. It will only encourage us to talk over it, you know'

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