Following a week of turdmoil in the Wapping HQ of the News Of The World, a hacker working on behalf of The Spoof has managed to hack into the e-mail of Lady Becky Brooks of Lesser Wapping, and steal the scoop of tomorrow big story.
The headline is expected to be "Brookes to Take Over Sunday Sport" and the well researched piece goes on to say that Rebekka Brookes has attended interviews with executives of the recently closed newspaper and is going to be offered the job of Editor-In-Nude. Brookes, 45 from Chemsford, has written the story herself to show the pain she has gone for to get the esteemed job.
"I am amazed at the gratitude shown by the execs at 'The Sport'" she writes; "All I had to do was pose naked so they could assess my people skills and sit on their laps to measure me up for my new leather couchette and editors chair."
In the chain of e-mails between herself and one of her reporters at the NOTW, they ask the question as to whether she could sexualise the story a bit for impact. it transpires however that she did have sex with them in a number of positions to secure the job and this is included in tomorrows front page shocker.
Its not clear however, whether she has any background history on the newspaper beyond the fact it features lots of partially dressed models in each issue..... like the fact it closed down recently.
We have however, posted a reporter and cameraman outside the alleged offices that she has to report to Monday morning to find out.