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Sunday, 10 July 2011

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Coded Message Exposed

Efforts made by News International allegedly deleting emails which, it is thought, might have revealed the whole sordid story of what went on over the Hacking issue at Wapping, have come up against brilliant computer wizards, especially imported from Sweden.

By a process called mysteriously 'They're all in this Together', the messages have been resurrected and prove interesting reading.

As they represent several editions of Encyclopedia Britanica, your diligent reporter has not been able to read every word, but I can lay before the world the gist of what has been going on.

So here it is - all the lowdown of SHOCK and SHAME that will shake the foundation of the British State.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????? WE'RE IN THE SHIT!

So the you have it! It is in code. MP's are pondering over these coded messages and a debate in the House of Commons is due soon. There is an unpleasant smell in the chambers of the House.

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