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Friday, 8 July 2011

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The dumpster was overflowing with the discarded tome

London - Hundreds of pages of the minutely choreographed script 'dated circa 2001' have been retrieved from a Wapping skip.

"It's either the most prescient example of clairvoyant journalism," ex-Daily Smearer reporter Dave Hacker said, "or a cynical media ploy to manipulate the succession."

Although precise details are a bit thin on the ground 'it's easy to flesh out some of the plotlines' a QM NewsCorpse reporter claimed today.

Conspiracy theory specialists who have seen the document reckon it's still way too early to 'wade in' at the jugular.

But a Freedom of Disinformation Act request to test Rebekah Brooks for Prince Harry's maternity may be in the offing.

This raises the horrible spectre that some fork-tongued government frontbencher 'could himself have fathered' the royal Spare-to-the-Hair - er...Heir!

The papers are being studied by archivists who previously debunked the notorious 'Hitler Diarrheas' published by the News of the Screws' sister paper.

"WTF??" Daily Fascist 'royalties' correspondent Sir Nigel Dumpster commented.

Prince Charles is 104.

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