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Wednesday, 6 July 2011

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No signs of it in this tabloid

London - Exonerated Fulham weirdo Barry George Bush is having none of it, of course.

But pals at a corner cafe where he gets his bacon butty brekkie today demanded answers from Rebekah Brooks.

Was Dando being hacked because of something connected to the BBC Crimebotch! program where she was a presenter?

"Stands to reason, innit, if you read the papers," the greasy spoon's veteran 'Sunnyside-up Dave' commented this morning.

"Lendus a fiver for a cuppa tea?"

Dando's murder probe has stalled ever since Barry George's August 2008 acquittal when Appeal Court judges threw out some unacceptable forensic stuff.

A March 2011 spoof news story then asked the inevitable question...Mobile phone hacking row: was Jill Dando's phone bugged?

"Loadabollox, that spoofy item," 'Sunnyside-Up' added.

"Besides, Barry George 'could have also been a phone hacking target' - except he didn't own a mobile at the time of the Dando killing."

The freed Fulham loner has since sued various UK Red Tops for defamation and libel - including 'ludicrous' reports of a Cheryl Cole obsession.

Crimebotch! ex-co-presenter Nick Ross is nearly 64.

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