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Sunday, 3 July 2011

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The word 'bum' to be allowed on The Isle of Wight

Adult residents of the Isle of Wight are moving, quickly, towards removing the words 'penis' and 'vagina' from use on the Isle.

Islanders are tired of their children Googling the words and looking up You Tube videos with the two words in the titles. Parents just cannot monitor their children 24/7 but refuse to give up their computers. They do not wish their children to becoming corrupted and are dreading that some of the children on the Isle may register as writers on The Spoof when they learn about such 'things'.

Computer techies on the Isle are working shifts to remove all offending sites from Isle of Wight computers in order to keep their children pure and innocent ( although it is fartoo late for some).

Librarians are going through books 'one by one' and 'whiting out' the offensive words.

Dictionaries face the same fate.

Family doctors have been holding meetings across the Isle in order to come up with new words for the genitalia, which they hope will not offend the Islanders.

So far....a 'penis' is to be called a 'pee pee', whilst a 'vagina' is to be called 'a female's private area'.

The word 'bum' is allowed to stay whilst the word 'fanny' is to be obliterated alogether despite American immigrants to the Isle saying they don't see what is offensive about the word 'fanny' as it means 'bum' in America.

Hello guys and gals...YOU chose to live on The Isle of Wight!!!!

Children living on the Isle

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