There was relief at Lib-Dem HQ when they heard the result of a bye bye election somewhere in Scotland. Well over 500 people had voted LibDem in a show of force that will reinforce their claim to be leading the Nation to the Promised Land.
The Promised Land, of course, includes no fees for University Students and in Scotland the LibDems have forced the ruling Scottish National Party to implement LibDem proposals over student fees.
The fact that the LibDem candidate somewhere in Scotland lost her deposit is due to lies presented by all the other parties which was she said NOT FAIR.
'Never mind' said a jubilant Nick Clegg 'we shall be helping the British economy with our patriotic contribution to the countries finances.'
With results like this vote somewhere in Scotland we can be sure of a LibDem Government before too long - if one is using time measured by the number of Loch Ness monsters which jump over the Cairn Gorms.