London - Daily Sickbag pics of the Princess have appeared showing some digitally enhanced remains buried at Althorp.
The accompanying news feature probes Diana's likely innermost psyche to reveal her 'delight' at new daughter-in-law Kate.
The two are also pictured together 'walking the dog' and chatting amiably as a new generation of paps lines up to snap up the dodgy duo.
The cakewalk shots show Diana wearing an inverted flying saucer hat perched rakishly at a 180 degree angle on the side of her head.
Monochrome-clad Kate trots meekly beside her mother-in-law, her 5-inch flesh-tone Louboutins teetering precariously.
But the smiling pair have a cute if slightly conspiratorial heir - er...air! about them as they pose outside Soho's Gay Hussar restaurant.
Not everybody is happy about the birthday coverage, however, with some
critics reckoning the Lady Di commemorative piece is 'cynically cashing in' on her, er, legacy.
"Do we really needs all this Diana-At-50 malarkey?" one unnamed Red Top mobile hacker asked today.
"Five bloody hours in a police interrogation cell last week and is this all I'm allowed to get away with?"
A follow-up weekend feature promises to delve into the minutiae of the two women's blossoming relationship as news of Diana's 'first grandchild' hits the news stands.
Camilla Fucker-Proles is 69.