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Tuesday, 28 June 2011

A local transvestite butcher impersonating Lady Gaga in the local pubs in Reading, England has been attacked by a mob of hungry homeless dogs, after wearing the Meat Dress he purchased at a Bazaar Auction.

The local butcher affectionately known as "Chops" by his customers and clientèle was walking home after a late night review show and received 48 stitches to his left leg after a bull terrier tried to rip the Meat Dress off him.

A passing motorist driving nearby in heavy fog wasn't sure at first what the scene was all about until he was almost directly in front of the butcher, who was lying on the road surrounded by frenzied animals.

The passing motorist took a gun from his glove-box, fired it six times at close range to the dogs, causing them to flee. The motorist rendered medical assistance before transporting the transvestite butcher to the nearest hospital.

At an interview by a journalist from "News of the World" who hailed him a hero, the motorist quipped that if he hadn't come along when he did, the butcher would have been "minced meat".

In gratitude the transvestite butcher has given the passing motorist two free tickets to his review show, a signed remnant of the meat dress and his address...

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