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Monday, 27 June 2011

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A local man has taken the unprecedented step of changing his sheets recently and ironing some of his clothes, even if he isn't 'on a promise' that evening.

According to close friends he 'just started acting a bit more responsibly'

Along with a vague air of grown up-ness, he has also apparently taken to washing up almost immediately after having finished a healthy evening meal, made by himself which he has taken to eating sitting up at a table.

One friend said 'I saw him in the supermarket last week, he was buying a toilet brush, fresh fruit and a scented room deodoriser. To be honest, I am a little concerned'

When asked how he was coping with all the recent changes to his life, he said 'everything is great,
apart from the toilet brush, I am thinking of switching back to paper, as it hurts less'

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