A prediction by an unknown psychic has shocked the world of computer hacking and sent shivers of excitement through the psychic world.
It was predicted on Friday by Spoof Writer Katarina Frogpond (that's me), that Ryan Cleary would be released on Police Bail. This was at a time when everything looked very bleak for Ryan, and all hope of freedom seemed impossible. So a prediction such as this looked like a good joke for a spoof.
But today, just 22 minutes ago, Ryan was released on police bail and the world was astounded.
Katarina received 20 phone calls from 2 different psychics just 5 minutes before the actual event took place. They all wanted to know how Katarina had managed to predict such an unlikely event so decisively before it actually happened.
In an interview Katarina did with herself just a couple of seconds ago, she tried to explain the manifestation of this surreal phenomenon.
Katarina said, "I had no idea I was making any predictions at the time I wrote the story. I just thought I was writing a story about the least likely thing that could ever happen to Ryan Cleary, ever. I seriously thought that Ryan was never going to see daylight again. I thought they'd chuck the key away."
But No. They've let him go, and Katarina has to go now, too, because Derek Accorah is on the phone. He's running for the office of Prime Minister and he needs her to be his psychic political advisor.
Upon being asked by herself if Katarina thought she might make any other future prediction, she replied "No. I don't think so."
But upon thinking about it a little bit, Katarina did say she thought Wayne Rooney will be staying at Manchester United next season, and that Rafael Nadal might win Wimbledon next week.
But beyond that, she doesn't know. I asked her if she felt the Queen would still be with us come Christmas Eve. To which, she replied "Yes. She looks quite healthy at the moment."
I think that's a prediction...
By Katarina Frogpond.