London, England. The latest gossip surrounding the Royal family, a Germanic tribe who live in lavish palaces up and down the British main land, suggests that Prince Harry is forming an idyllic relationship with the sister of Kate Middleton, Pippa.
The photogenic 27 year old, who can trace her ancestry to a striped amoeba that existed off the coast of Wales 334 billion years ago, has been sending seductive text messages to the Prince since the April wedding of her sibling.
"Good lord! I didn't realise you were so huge" was said to be the content of one text Pippa sent to Harry, affirming his anatomical size in one particular area of his body.
The Royal heir to the throne (only if William falls under a bus) is setting up a gorgeous bevy of females from whom he will select a suitable bride. Oh, to be a fly on his bedroom wall.