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Thursday, 23 June 2011

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Michael Davies the MP for Hull has revealed himself to be a lizard who has come from the future to stop the moment when an insane, heroin-fuelled, Richard Branson produces 50,000 angry robots to overthrow the earth.

His secret was revealed when he was eating some raw meat in his office and a junior member of staff walked in.

The junior member of staff explained: "It was horrible. He was looming over his desk and at first I thought he was just reading some documents or something, but then I realized that he was green, and he had a suit thing by the side of him, which had a zip going all the way down from his head to his crotch. Anyway he was looming over his desk and then it turned out he was eating a frozen chicken and not looking at documents."

Mr. Davies, (or Lizard Man as we've decided to call him) said that if Branson is not stopped "we will all be doomed".

Richard Branson commented on his remarks by saying: "500 robots? Coooooool!"

This event has meant controversial checks for all MPs to insure they are not space lizards from the future.

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