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Thursday, 23 June 2011

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Sensitive 'nutcase' files were erased during 'repairs' to the millenium bug scam

London - The Decryptz hacking group has vowed to reveal the names of 'vulnerable' members of the Cabinet who have managed to evade screwtiny of their shadowy past lives.

A message on the Hackattack! blogsite today said 'a dozen' of David Cameron's front bench team have a hystery of instability rooted in the Thatcher glory days.

The cyberworrier (sic) group says it will publish details from long-disappeared 'at risk' files which vanished from official records during 'repairs' to the millennium bug.

Among these is said to be 'a well known nutter' courting public adoration with a series of proposed bank share give-aways.

Several former and current smack junkies also feature in the list along with the usual tally of sociopaths, megalomaniacs and godsquad nutz.

A spokesperson for No 10 said today there was absolutely no truth in any of the claims.

But plans for a lavish Hollywood-style state send-off for Mrs Thatcher remain on hold pending new twists in the red top mobile hacking probe.

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