People in north Staffordshire who might notice a difference in their water's taste and smell have "nothing to worry about", according to the supplier. The Authority says it's simply a matter of having found new sources due to the current water shortage.
But an investigation by undercover Spoof reporter Mike Rappstinks shows that the truth may be more unpalatable. "The fact is that the water people are drinking in Staffordshire has been gathered from Nottingham sewers and is injected directly into the Staffordshire system. People are drinking Nottingham's piss."
The supplier refutes the allegation, although admitting that the water is from the Nottingham area. They told us that it is treated with chemicals and then has its own particular smell and taste added.
Carlsbugger Breweries have contacted Staffordshire Water as they are interested in buying a large consignment of the fetid stuff to 'improve the taste of their product'.