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Friday, 17 June 2011

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Mr.Elephant also hates people who weare novelty T-shirts.

An elephant at London Zoo will go on trail today for being very naughty as many people report that he shouted nasty things from his zoo cage.

Eye witness accounts say the things he said were "Very offensive" and that they "Were very offended by it".

We tracked up to the elephant to see what he said about the comments. He went on to attack Gingers, People with beards and ducks.

He commented on particular that ducks weren't orange, couldn't whistle the "Star Spangled Banner" very well and were rubbish at pancake making.

This has sparked outrage across the country with mass riots of ducks burning buildings and picking grass out of the roots.

He will also be on trail for indecent exposure as throughout his time in the zoo he refused repeatedly to put on any clothes.

If he is found guilty for being very naughty he will have to live in Bracknell - a fate surely worse than death.

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