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Friday, 17 June 2011

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She showed the yobs her Royal middle finger at Royal Ascot, punch ups at Ascot what ever next!

Royal Ascot normally an event reserved for High-society, Arsitocrats, Royalty and stupid hats turned into a massive brawl yesterday as champagne bottles not only were drunk, they were also used as weapons at 200 quid a bottle.

The event saw a new breed of hooligan appear dressed in Armani/Boss suits, hand made shoes, made-to-measure shirts and the usual skimpy clad Bimbo's to complete the entourage.

They all become quite loud after emptying a couple of bootles of finest Don Perignon and the Queen, sitting quite near in her Royal Box shouted, "Oi you hooligans shove off you're disturbing my betting, twats!"

The Hooligans screamed insults back at her Majesty calling her an "Old Bat" (quite a compliment actually); fortunately the Queen's favourite military band were entertaining her near by; they heard the insults, marauded into the hooligans and punched their lights out, rightly so!

After the slight altercation the Queen was overheard saying, "you can't even attend Royal Ascot these days, have a good bet, empty a couple of bottles of best champers without being disturbed by such 'low life' I think it's about time we re-introduced Boot Camps for the clowns!"

Horsie lover, Princess Anne, agreed and promised to have a serious word with PM David Cameron about the situation. Meanwhile the Queen stuck her middle finger up at the yobs while she passed in her Royal carriage, it was a memorable sight!

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