Gerald Foster, a 35 year old man from the small town of Staines ejaculated himself into a coma and was rushed to A&E on Monday night at 5:30
His family says he was trying to break the world record and had no understanding that the previous record holder Mazu Kinauw, a 27 year old Japanese man, died from the same accident.
Doctors have examined his body and have said that the overdose of sugar from the energy bar completely emptied his cum sack.
They have also said that if he survives the accident he will be unable to have children due to the fact that his balls exploded.
Generally this has been considered the most stupid accident since 1985 when a man bought 12 bananas and on-purposely proceeded to slip on everyone of them resulting in both his legs being fractured beyond repair.