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Friday, 10 June 2011

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Ivan extremely high, shortly after arrest.

The Norfolk Ghost which had been causing havoc in Norfolk has finally been caught by Norfolk County Police yesterday night at 12:30.

It all started a week ago when the ghost knocked over 12 bins and stole 2 ice creams.

This caused outrage in Norfolk with mass protests demanding the criminal be caught.

Then on Wednesday at 1:00, the ghost was reported to have thrown a stick at the floor and stolen some blue tack from an open window.

We have an eyewitness account of this event by a man who wishes not to be anonymous.

He said: "I saw the ghost from a distance...uhhh...throwing a...stick at the floor....which was......bad to watch...uhhh... because you just think...you know..that stick has a family and...they will probably be quite upset....is that alright?"

But finally the criminal has been arrested. Underneath the cloak turned out to be Ivan Karzanky, a 56 year old Russian man who was on extremely Hallucinogenic drugs. He believed he was in a video game fighting off Nazi Tomatoes.

But already his actions are having affect of the county. A short ceremony was held today in remembrance of the stick and the 12 bins that were cruelly knocked over.

In fact already people are saying that he is up there in the list of Britain's most terrible criminals such as Fred West and The Kray Twins.

Have you been affected by the actions of the Essex Ghost? Are you a stick? If you have call our helpline on or visit our website which is www.iamapussycrybaby.uk.web.

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