Ophelia Payne, the caretaker of the NHS 'Upper Denture Insane Asylum', Nottinghamshire, has notified the local paper, 'The Daily Liar', that a third Nottingham man has been admitted for his own safety, suffering from Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder. She expects that more sufferers will be uncovered. All of the current patients were over the years, known to have supported, voted for and donated to the Lib-Dem party.
This new mental disorder, was discovered as many people were found to have voted for the Lib-Dems in last May's local elections.
Staff are working on trying to find the other three who voted Lib-Dem in Nottingham, and offer them Sanity Tests.
Rabid Cameron said: "I'm not surprised, but we are making medication available to them, that can be digested via a dummy, this should help them." There are no plans for members of the Coalition Government to visit the patients, although a visit from a Spoof reporter has been arranged for July.