A leading journalist was stunned to receive news and proof in the post that the Royal family have been covering up a sordid and scandalous secret. Jaspar Minute explains....."We have heard that the Royal Family have been having problems due to the recession and money issues, a shortage in funds. There has also been gossip and unanswered questions as to various members of the Royal family and their past.
Princess Diana was a good looking, sexy young woman and the Queen Mother told her that she was expected to do her bit to help the family. The Queen Mother owned a cluster of top end brothels in Soho and Mayfair and told Diana that she was expected to work there and could not have a free ride at the Royal family's expense. The Queen Mother got her valet to bring in a beautician and other experts to turn Diana into a stunner and she was expected to work four twelve hour shifts per week. They dressed her as an English rose and she began her new career. Clients were charged high fees and the Royal family were able to save for a week in Majorca.
This new project was soon bringing in far more than Prince Charles'
Problems began when Fergie joined the Royal family and the announced that she must go onto a diet and work there too. A year later she was slim enough and dressed in black leather with a whip, ready to become the Soho dominitrax. She was naturally suited to the work but not discreet enough with the Press.
It is alleged that clients with very bad eye sight or on a very limited income would ask if they could go to bed with the Queen Mother instead.