Former Big Brother star Imogen Thomas is apparently all set to meet President Obama and the Queen at Buckingham Palace this tea time for tea and custard creams on the Palace lawn.
Apparently, the President and the Queen were scanning this morning's newspapers, which for some inexplicable reason appeared to be largely focused on the reality TV star's relationship with somebody or other, and were intrigued to know what she does, and why she is splashed all over the papers.
Rumour has it that the Queen and the President exchanged knowing glances, both obviously mutually curious as to who exactly Imogen Thomas is, and apparently ordered an equerry to to go out and invite Imogen to the Palace for tea.
Further enquiries revealed that Imogen Thomas made her 'name' on the television reality programme, 'Big Brother.'
This seemingly involved living in a house with a bunch of other people, lazing about in a garden on a sun lounger in a skimpy bikini, and having her voice dubbed over with the sound of birds tweeting, or trains passing by.
The President and the Queen, who achieved fame by different methods - her by being born, and him by him drinking Guinness in an Irish pub, were thought to be keen to understand alternative routes to fame, and determine if such alternatives might be beneficial towards their mutual chances of attaining even more fame.
Apparently, Imogen was 'made up' by the Palace invitation, and shrieked when she was informed. Just before she went off to her wardrobe to find something suitably slinky, in which to showcase her 'assets.'
A close friend of Imogen's, Johnny Cwm Laytely, a gay man from Swansea (Probably the only gay man in Swansea) told us:
"She's hoping to make a big impression. If this one works out Bach, she'll be a shoe-in for 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!' and maybe even for 'Britain's Got Talent.' Somebody told me she was an expert sword swallower. Trained in a circus, and that. Although they might have been having me on. Isnit."
More as we get it.