London - In a direct tit-for-tat for 'Obama's Irish ancestry' spin a group of Brits plans to publish documents showing the 44th US President is the son of 'Global Renaissance Woman' Maya Angelou.
A London state presidential visit from Tuesday will see Barack O'Bama and his crafty wife Michelle feted like royalty at taxpayers' expense.
However former NATO diplomats say secret papers that have been protected since Mrs Thatcher's daze (sic) in orifice out 'Barry' as the impostor grandson of President George Bush Senior.
The scam was uncovered during a routine review of the UK's draconian Unofficial Secrets Act.
This names Angelou as Obama's birth mother and places the actual act of parturition in a seedy motel in Accra, Ghana.
Swabs, medical paperwork and other stuff also point to Oprah Winfrey as Obama's sibling.
And the sordid DNA father in this mounting furor?
An update in expected very soon.