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Sunday, 29 May 2011

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A recent nation wide survey has produced worrying results for Ed Milliband and the Labour Party.

An Ipsos Mori poll commissioned amongst Labour voters has revealed that the party is an even worse state than previously feared.

55% of those polled stated that they had no confidence in the party's ability to win the next election, while 63% felt that there was a real chance that the Liberal Democrats would beat them into second place if the election was held this year.

Most worrying was the statistic that 22% of those polled weren't sure whether Ed or David was the party leader.

When pressed to give the correct answer, most suggested "the one that looks like a police identikit picture".

That doesn't really narrow it down much, does it ?

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