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Sunday, 22 May 2011

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New Scottish Liberal Democrat leader Willie Rennie has revealed the new portfolios for his Holyrood team.

Breaking with tradition, Rennie has ditched the Titanium yellow briefcases of the past and has made the bold move to go with the more gaudy Chartreuse Yellow.

The new leader explained the reasons for his decision :

"After our miserable showing in the Scottish elections, I felt it was time for the party up north to get a complete and radical makeover.

The bright new shade of yellow is indicative of an energised party determined to refocus on what the electorate want and how we can deliver the message.

Its time to grasp the nettle and move forward with boldness".

Asked if he was planning any radical new policies, Rennie replied "I wouldn't have thought so".

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