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Saturday, 21 May 2011

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Fathers-get your DNA tests today!

Following the interview which our intrepid female reporter carried out with Takwana and Anitakapita regarding their views on Armageddon, we would just like to bring interested readers up to date with what is going on in Berwick Hills.

After the interview regarding 'The End Of The World', Takwana Smith commented on the fact that the 'Jack & Jill's' CLAGGIE MATS have recently been cleaned and now the colours can be seen for the very first time in 15 years.

Her bezzie friend, Anitakapita, told us something of which we had not been aware - Morrisons had a SPECIAL DEAL ON FOR MOTHERS' DAY - a free pudding with every meal purchased for a mother. (TRUE!)

Apparently they are going to extend this special offer to all the Dads out there on 'Fathers' Day', BUT - DNA results must be produced at the counter when ordering meals in order to prove true paternity.

Get your DNA test done today. Only a quid at DNA's R US - 69 Grange Road, Middlesbrough. Mention Lady Godiva's name and you can get them half price at 75 pence per test.

You can make a deal if you order 2 or more samples for testing.

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