Written by Katarina Frogpond2
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Topics: Wales, Sheep

Friday, 20 May 2011

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Lovely short grass maintained by scandalous non welsh sheep

Ryan Giggs Yoga guru has agreed to reveal all about a National scandal that has shocked the whole of Wales.

The scandal revolves around a claim made by the Yoga Guru last year that the sheep he uses to maintain the grass height in the Gardens of his Welsh Mountain Temple are indeed lovely local welsh sheep.

But last week on Twitter an anonymous source revealed that he had evidence to prove that the yoga Guru's sheep were not local at all. In fact they'd come all the way from the other side of the world. The devious guru had imported those sheep from New Zealand.

As we all know, the import of foreign sheep into Wales is illegal in the same way that importing coal to Newcastle is also illegal. The crime is punishable by at least 20 years in prison.

The yoga guru has revealed that he is very angry about this accusation and has denied that he ever owned said sheep at all.

The Welsh Police force is yet to comment on any sheep. Its still compiling its legal case against him...which is proving slightly difficult because the evidence seems to have disappeared.

The day after the discovery of the New Zealand sheep invoice on the premises of the Yoga Guru's Welsh mountain Temple, there was a very large dinner party.

The main meal consisted of Roast lamb and Roast Potatoes, and quite a lot of people were invited. These people included the entire Welsh government, the whole of the welsh police force, 20 Welsh high court judges, Charlotte Church and Tom Jones.

By the time the forensic scene of crimes officer arrived from Cardiff, there were no New Zealand sheep left on the premises.

The crime appears to have disappeared into thin air...just like a sheep in a snow storm. But the Twitterboxes on Twitter will not forget, they'll always remember the welsh sheep scandal of 2011...and the yoga guru who insulted the whole of Wales by preferring New Zealand lamb.

By Katarina Frogpond.

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