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Friday, 20 May 2011

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No more free Monocles on The State

In a shocking announcement today, it was confirmed that the Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales would be asking all Members of Parliament to now follow the laws of the Nation.

MP's have famously been exempt from being answerable to the law since the establishment of the current house in 1801.

The decision stems from politicians flouting court orders to reveal details of cases that had been barred from the public.

While not getting drawn into specifics the Chief Justice provided an example of the kind of disregard for privacy laws prevalent among MP's and society at large.

"If a footballer wishes to use an injunction to protect his image, we must make sure his rights are guaranteed. Let's say for example he was making the beast with two backs with a nice young lady who happened to be someone other than his wife of almost 4 years. Let's say this person is also a professional footballer, in fact a Premier League footballer. In DOUBLE fact one of the best Premier League footballers we have known, playing for the most successful club, who started out as a left winger, but has been given a new lease of life in the centre of the park and is say..37 and about 5'11?. It is up to me to insure his identity is protected and he is not named by either politicians or the press. I mean it's not like Ryan Giggs can turn down every piece of a*s that walks his way."

While the issue of the unnamed 37 year old male is unlikely to cause much consternation, the sweeping changes could mean MP's paying their taxes, not abusing their power and even having to wait in line at Banks, Restaurants and Cinemas rather than going directly to the front.

A Conservative Party spokesmen is believe to have referred to the Judge's proposed changes as "whack".

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