Written by Ellis Ian Fields
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Sunday, 15 May 2011

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Another title - but where were the fans?

Manchester witnessed a huge party last night following its double football triumph.

Manchester City fans were celebrating winning the FA Cup just a couple of hours after United had secured a record-breaking 19th league title.

Such a double success had concerned the city authorities and police feared trouble between rival fans from the blue and red sides of the city.

A police spokesman said: "Oh sure - the party went on all night. But what was weird was that the only colour visible on the streets was the sky blue of City.

"Our officers didn't see any United fans anywhere!"

EIF News and Features Sports Editor Thelonious Adidas laughed: "Well of course only City supporters were out in Manchester. All the United fans were celebrating at home in Reading, Swindon, Norwich, Fareham, Halifax and the like!"

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